irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

protector-of-kalos:

Friendly reminder that THIS was the ticket to the first two Madoka movies

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Look where you tear it

OH MY GOD

FRESHLY LEGAL FRESHLY WEDDING’D OH MY GOD IM GOING TO BE OFFICIALLY MARRIED OH MY GOD

HELLO EXCUSE ME A MOMENT BUT I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL IN MY COUNTY IN INDIANA AND I AM GETTING OFFICIALLY MARRIED VERY SOON HERE THANK YOU

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

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see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

schmergo:

I like Russell Crowe. I like that his first and last names are both sound effects that you’d hear in a graveyard on a foggy day in late autumn.

there are a lot of things i could say about this but somehow i keep visually rotating around the words “a meme”